First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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