the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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