I've blown a few things in my day
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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