A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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