I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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