She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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