Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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