Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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