my mouth tastes like poor choices
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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