Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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