Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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