whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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