Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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