guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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