I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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