Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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