I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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