AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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