you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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