I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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