Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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