My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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