its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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