As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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