Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
whose parrot is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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