K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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