Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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