sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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