have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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