so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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