Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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