So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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