BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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