He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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