I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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