Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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