This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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