i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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