just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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