Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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