dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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