She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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