The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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