I wish life had little blips of pornography
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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