In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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