Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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