White coat. Heels.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize