I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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