I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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