I wish i was in the wii world.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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